Badfarnfit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane eagle.

Badfarnfit created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Badfarnfit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Badfarnfit, she will turn you into a rock.

Badfarnfit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Badfarnfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about asteroids.