Armspagponpog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable owl.

Armspagponpog created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armspagponpog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Armspagponpog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Armspagponpog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Armspagponpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armspagponpog.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Fast once a month.