Gatwotflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful fish.

Gatwotflab created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Gatwotflab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gatwotflab, he will cry a lot.

Gatwotflab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gatwotflab's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Gatwotflab loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sharks.