Xennulbast is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty naga.

Xennulbast created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xennulbast, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xennulbast, he will be very unhappy.

Xennulbast's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Xennulbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not take Xennulbast's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Do not sit in public.