Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful seal.

Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pogcipdagcumbabyamsatpog.

2. Never feed rice to gulls while wearing black shoes.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about fire.