Rigliktig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive lion.

Rigliktig created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigliktig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigliktig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rigliktig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rigliktig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing green shoes.

5. Always obey Rigliktig's priests.