Motmifyar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty hamster.

Motmifyar created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motmifyar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motmifyar, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Motmifyar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Motmifyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to dogs while wearing mauve scarves.

2. Worship no other gods but Motmifyar.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing red shoes and balancing nine zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.