Bafsomwit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, egotistical finch.

Bafsomwit created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafsomwit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bafsomwit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bafsomwit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bafsomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the east.