Vab Rannadjen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent coyote.

Vab Rannadjen created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vab Rannadjen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vab Rannadjen, she will remove you from existence.

Vab Rannadjen's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vab Rannadjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.