Daghaslam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless rhinoceros.

Daghaslam created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Daghaslam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Daghaslam, it will cry a lot.

Daghaslam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Daghaslam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Daghaslam first in all things.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Do not make images of living things.