Bunnellbogsommummet is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain sheep.

Bunnellbogsommummet created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunnellbogsommummet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunnellbogsommummet, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bunnellbogsommummet's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bunnellbogsommummet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never wear red skirts.

5. You must pray to Bunnellbogsommummet nine times a day.