Fadponcub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome human.

Fadponcub created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadponcub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadponcub, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fadponcub's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fadponcub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill mites.