Bedcanmap is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, sapient
wyrm.
Bedcanmap created the Sun three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedcanmap, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bedcanmap, it will turn you into a rat.
Bedcanmap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Bedcanmap's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always obey Bedcanmap's priests.
3. Always treat ants with great respect.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never think about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing mauve trousers and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.