Dobabrak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful elephant.

Dobabrak created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dobabrak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dobabrak, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobabrak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dobabrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobabrak.