Nigpibyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able skunk.

Nigpibyatt created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigpibyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigpibyatt, he will make you grow a tail.

Nigpibyatt's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nigpibyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigpibyatt.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not covet oxen.