Armsatken is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying jackal.

Armsatken created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armsatken, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Armsatken, she will ignore you.

Armsatken's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Armsatken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.