Donsitstrag Jenwapvonk Vogdamlim
is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving
goblin
.
Donsitstrag Jenwapvonk Vogdamlim
created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Donsitstrag Jenwapvonk Vogdamlim
, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Donsitstrag Jenwapvonk Vogdamlim
, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Donsitstrag Jenwapvonk Vogdamlim's
most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Donsitstrag Jenwapvonk Vogdamlim's Holy Commandments
1. Do not kill dolphins.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Always look after injured ducks.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never eat green fruit.
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