Tifonttal is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic coyote.

Tifonttal created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tifonttal, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tifonttal, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tifonttal's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tifonttal's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.