Linstipkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, generous warg.

Linstipkam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linstipkam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linstipkam, she will turn you into a mole.

Linstipkam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Linstipkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. You must pray to Linstipkam four times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always help manatees in need.