Vagladbet is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable
turtle.
Vagladbet created Africa two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vagladbet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Vagladbet, he will send minions to preach to you.
Vagladbet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Vagladbet's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.