Bimtommid is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, amazing
mink.
Bimtommid created a charm quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bimtommid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Bimtommid, it will have a low opinion of you.
Bimtommid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Bimtommid's Holy Commandments1. Put Bimtommid first in all things.
2. Never eat cherries.
3. Never wear turquoise skirts.
4. Do not kill gulls.
5. Never look in ponds.