Bimtommid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing mink.

Bimtommid created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimtommid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bimtommid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bimtommid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bimtommid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimtommid first in all things.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Never look in ponds.