Farnnurthiv is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy rhinoceros.

Farnnurthiv created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnurthiv, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnnurthiv, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farnnurthiv's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Farnnurthiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Put Farnnurthiv first in all things.

4. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not eat strawberries.