Betbogbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Betbogbog created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbogbog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Betbogbog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Betbogbog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Betbogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Put Betbogbog first in all things.

3. Betbogbog loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shave your legs.