Lib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome mouse.

Lib created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lib, she will be very sad.

Lib's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.