Hunspagpig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet hyena.

Hunspagpig created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunspagpig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunspagpig, it will turn you into a rock.

Hunspagpig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hunspagpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing green jumpers and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Hunspagpig first in all things.