Listpoprow is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful wyvern.

Listpoprow created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Listpoprow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Listpoprow, it will turn you into a puffin.

Listpoprow's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Listpoprow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing mauve dresses.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.