Wipyarmabnar Bopkannul is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless crow.

Wipyarmabnar Bopkannul created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipyarmabnar Bopkannul, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipyarmabnar Bopkannul, she will destroy your home planet.

Wipyarmabnar Bopkannul's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wipyarmabnar Bopkannul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed figs to ducks while wearing stockings.