Vaglitnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, stupid wyrm.

Vaglitnak created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaglitnak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vaglitnak, she will come to you in dreams.

Vaglitnak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vaglitnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vaglitnak.

4. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.

5. Never write about moons.