Badvegjab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Badvegjab created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badvegjab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Badvegjab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Badvegjab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Badvegjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not prepare onions while wearing corsets.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Badvegjab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing turquoise coats and balancing three iron spheres on your face.