Largcannil is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident
manatee.
Largcannil created bats five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Largcannil, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Largcannil, it will turn you into a dog.
Largcannil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Largcannil's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick geese.
2. Never run in holy places.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Always help tapirs in need.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.