Largcannil is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident manatee.

Largcannil created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Largcannil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largcannil, it will turn you into a dog.

Largcannil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Largcannil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.