Tonnurlgil is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Tonnurlgil created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonnurlgil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tonnurlgil, it will turn you into a duck.

Tonnurlgil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tonnurlgil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tonnurlgil.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.