Quartfemdap is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, prudent
sheep.
Quartfemdap created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quartfemdap, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Quartfemdap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Quartfemdap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Quartfemdap's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Quartfemdap.
2. Put Quartfemdap first in all things.
3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.