Flapsogbombellmidcetflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow fly.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Flapsogbombellmidcetflis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flapsogbombellmidcetflis, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flapsogbombellmidcetflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.