Afwabzakcun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable grasshopper.

Afwabzakcun created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afwabzakcun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Afwabzakcun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Afwabzakcun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Afwabzakcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Afwabzakcun's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not stand on grass.