Abhundap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered naga.

Abhundap created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Abhundap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Abhundap, it will not care.

Abhundap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Abhundap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Abhundap loves bats, so they must be respected.