Nat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, deceitful whale.

Nat created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nat, he will not invite you to parties.

Nat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear cyan.