Hapfemwee is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic
manatee.
Hapfemwee created an electron two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hapfemwee, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hapfemwee, he will turn you into a rock.
Hapfemwee's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Hapfemwee's Holy Commandments1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never talk about frogs.
3. Never hop near horses.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Never eat green fruit.