Davkapril is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, clever walrus.

Davkapril created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Davkapril, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Davkapril, it will turn you into a duck.

Davkapril's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Davkapril's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before touching carbon.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never adorn your back with cyan markings.

5. Do not stand on grass.