Wiplatzednurllegbatbud is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, unfair
gnu.
Wiplatzednurllegbatbud created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiplatzednurllegbatbud, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Wiplatzednurllegbatbud, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Wiplatzednurllegbatbud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Wiplatzednurllegbatbud's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill pigs.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.
5. Never eat green fruit.