Wiplatzednurllegbatbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair gnu.

Wiplatzednurllegbatbud created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplatzednurllegbatbud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wiplatzednurllegbatbud, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wiplatzednurllegbatbud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wiplatzednurllegbatbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.