Ceppibwot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing cow.

Ceppibwot created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceppibwot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ceppibwot, she will turn you into a duck.

Ceppibwot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Ceppibwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never write about chromosomes.