Carmanmad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty wyrm.

Carmanmad created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Carmanmad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carmanmad, it will cry a lot.

Carmanmad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Carmanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.