Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, benevolent horse.

Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the south.

2. Put Fidkinbess Vonbabzan Kancap first in all things.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.