Wadbigquill Henpodstip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, loving coyote.

Wadbigquill Henpodstip created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadbigquill Henpodstip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wadbigquill Henpodstip, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wadbigquill Henpodstip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wadbigquill Henpodstip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadbigquill Henpodstip.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.