Labominkad Cubhomdot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless butterfly.

Labominkad Cubhomdot created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labominkad Cubhomdot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Labominkad Cubhomdot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Labominkad Cubhomdot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Labominkad Cubhomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away from violet birds, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Labominkad Cubhomdot first in all things.