Lagcep Rillwitzim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced jellyfish.

Lagcep Rillwitzim created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcep Rillwitzim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lagcep Rillwitzim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lagcep Rillwitzim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Lagcep Rillwitzim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away from blue eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lagcep Rillwitzim.