Bissflabdabquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud jaguar.

Bissflabdabquag created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissflabdabquag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bissflabdabquag, it will turn you into a worm.

Bissflabdabquag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bissflabdabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed tomatoes to foxes while wearing shoes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never talk about black holes.