Hanyogkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless bat.

Hanyogkap created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanyogkap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanyogkap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hanyogkap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hanyogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Hanyogkap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Hanyogkap.

5. You must pray to Hanyogkap seven times a day.