Yakdodgep is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring hedgehog.

Yakdodgep created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakdodgep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yakdodgep, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yakdodgep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yakdodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Yakdodgep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.