Yakdodgep is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, caring
hedgehog.
Yakdodgep created the planet Earth three million years ago.
If you believe in
Yakdodgep, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yakdodgep, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Yakdodgep's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Yakdodgep's Holy Commandments1. Never write about moons.
2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Yakdodgep in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not shave your hands.
4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.
5. Never think about ultrasonics.