Sigwabgadgemtom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish yak.

Sigwabgadgemtom created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigwabgadgemtom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sigwabgadgemtom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sigwabgadgemtom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sigwabgadgemtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.