Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humane rat.

Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol, she will turn you into a slug.

Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Pinlikgumafpiddangon Barnsadbitflannutvol in the centre of the settlement.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.