Zodfuthot Gupbimjop is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous unicorn.

Zodfuthot Gupbimjop created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfuthot Gupbimjop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zodfuthot Gupbimjop, she will turn you into a frog.

Zodfuthot Gupbimjop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zodfuthot Gupbimjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.