Quartsabhot is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet
naga.
Quartsabhot created a down quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartsabhot, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Quartsabhot, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Quartsabhot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Quartsabhot's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Never look at stars.
4. You must pray to Quartsabhot eight times a day.
5. Never go into pink rooms.