Bethintig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty jaguar.

Bethintig created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bethintig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bethintig, it will ignore you.

Bethintig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bethintig's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Always wash your neck before prayer.

3. Do not record signs concerning moons.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.