Omttik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless faun.

Omttik created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omttik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omttik, it will turn you into a plant.

Omttik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Omttik's Holy Commandments

1. Omttik loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omttik.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.