Omttik is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless
faun.
Omttik created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omttik, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Omttik, it will turn you into a plant.
Omttik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Omttik's Holy Commandments1. Omttik loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omttik.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.